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remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?
i remember bella willing to die for the dick
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shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
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*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*
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